So I was across the house and heard some bickering going on at the computer. I let Phoebe and Payton play Nick Jr while I made some pizza dough for dinner. All of a sudden Payton is crying and Phoebe is screaming...
Me: "What's going on in there?"
Phoebe: "Payton hit me!"
Me: "Why did she hit you?"
Phoebe: "Because I slapped her, because she wouldn't listen to me!"
Man... I bet it doesn't stay this simple, does it?! Gotta love it when they tell on themselves, right.